Fuck Yeah Oliver Reed

In his autobiography, Reed all about me, Oliver Reed remembered one night when filming Tommy, when he came back to his hotel suite to find 14 girls swigging champagne and eating lobster sandwiches “I said: ‘Good evening, girls, what can I do for you?’ and they told me, but I was much too weary after my journey.” Guessing who was responsible, Reed eventually tracked down Moonie to his hotel room “He was lying on the floor of his bedroom, without a stitch on, with two Swedish models sitting on his face. I said: ‘Excuse me, Mooney’. He said: ‘Umm?’ or something equally unintelligible - Swedish girl’s bottomss are not conductive to articulate conversation.” Once Reed had told Moonie about the occupants of his room, Moonie “marched down the corridor, bollock naked”, and threw a tray of champagne glasses across the room to scare away the groupies. The next morning the two men, said Reed, wrote a song together with the touching lines: ”I want you to sit on my face/ I want you all over the place/ I want you when you’re on the loo/ I think that’s fantastic, don’t you?/ Oh yes’ “I knew the path to the bar” Reed said later, “but not to the bizzare. Keith showed me the way to insanity